$20 for a Written Rating

I’ll rate you in a scale of 1-10 in each category (length, girth, asthetics, proportions, and maintenance) and give you a sentence or two about what I like and don’t like. Then I will compile your score into an average and give you a sentence or two on my final thoughts.

$75 for a Short Video Rating

I’ll be cute and naked and in 2 minutes I’ll tell you what I think in each category (length, girth, asthetics, proportions, maintenance) and give you a score from 1-10. 

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